''The internet’s encroachment into our lives has left many people isolated in musty bedrooms, signalling the dawn of a new era of digital hermit-dom. As you sit reading this, which of the following statements most resonates with you?
a) Grand achievements in art are beyond our reach now - sadly there will never be another Sagrada Familia or Sistine Chapel ceiling because we are so distracted by the constant stream of information that rides into our lives through the internet.b) I order my dinner from the internet, I moan about pointless shit to the internet and I fall asleep a foot away from my laptop while masturbating to the internet. My computer is my girlfriend and the internet is her soul.
c) I’m not gonna lie, the thought of going to the local shop to buy some soap and a new roll of bin liners has me shaking like a shitting dog.
Similar people will be fond of you because you reinforce the delusions that they share''
